***The following message has been approved by every single woman and roughly 47% of men in The United States of America***
1. Housing for the homeless. We could throw money at programs such as Habitat for Humanity and Section 8, but there is really no need if your president can build homes himself. Start hammering, Ryan.
2. The Arts. While most politicians are forced to cut budgets for the arts, especially in our schools, we need a leader that can teach our future how to dance, sing, and generally be awesome. Take it away, 14 year old Ryan...
Take it away (again), adult Ryan.
3. Economic Prodigy. At a young age, Ryan Gosling was destined to tackle our economic challenges.